Wesleyan faculty member cures zombies 

Four zombies have been relieved of their infection by a cure given by a faculty member in the Business Building.  

Claudine Myles, Eunice & James L. West Library employee, cured faculty and students who had been infected for several hours. Amber Sulich, library services manager and previously infected zombie, cannot recall the state she was in. 

“I feel confused, I don’t really know what went on for the last two hours,” Sulich said.  

Dennis Miles, reference and instruction librarian and treated zombie, said he felt awoken when cured. 

“It was just like I was waking up from a bad dream,” Miles said.  

Myles said that the cure is worth more due to the contributions it has made. 

“The cure is worth millions, let me tell you; it saved Wesleyan,” Myles said.

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