No superheroes will be charged with the destruction of Wesleyan campus, SWAT Captain Mike Brown said.

The fight started because Spiderman stole a plasma cannon from Vulture that he was using to rob banks, causing large amounts of collateral damage. To get the cannon back, Vulture ambushed Spider-Mans, who was visiting an anonymous friend at Texas

To get the cannon back, Vulture ambushed Spider-Mans, who was visiting an anonymous friend at Texas Wesleyan and ransomed the lives of the students and city for its return.

Spiderman called upon the other heroes to assist in the ensuing battle.

Spiderman has nothing but remorse for those injured and killed in the battle.

“There are no words,” Brown said at the press conference.

Thor and Spiderman are working with the SWAT team to develop countermeasures against future supervillain and superhero activity around Wesleyan.

The university suffered an estimated 12.3 million dollars in damages. Displaced students will be taken to hotels and can file claims for lost property. City engineers are inspecting the damaged building to determine safety.

Spokeswoman Heather Birge says, “Students can file a report with Student Life regarding personal items that may have been destroyed.”

The campus’ reopening date has yet to be determined.