Villains not spotted on campus in superhero battle


Villians involved in the superhero battle have not been spotted on Wesleyan campus.

“There has been no villainous activity on campus yet,” Wesleyan spokeswoman Heather Birge said at a press conference around 10:20 a.m.

Birge also said that there were evacuations going on as Spider-Man is still on campus and that school is closed until further notice (as was reported earlier).

“Information on the evacuation can be found on the faux rambler website,” Birge said.

When told about Spider-Man going to Slabach’s office and that the president of the city is being held for ransom, Birge had no comments to make.



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