According to a press release by the Faux Texas Wesleyan Public Relations team, Texas Wesleyan is on lockdown due to multiple fatalities on campus.
“We will be updating as the situation unfolds. The safety of our students is our top priority,” according to fauxwesleyancrisis.com.
The fatalities occurred at 10:15 a.m. in the computer lab of Polytechnic United Methodist Church after two clowns entered the classroom and threw popcorn at students taking a test. Thus far, three clowns have been confirmed dead by Cameron Bennett, the leader of Team Justice, who have been tasked with eliminating the clown threat.
According to their shirts, the clowns are referring to themselves as the Killer Klowns.
Ten students have been confirmed dead thus far. This page will update as more news becomes available.
According to Texas Wesleyan’s website there will be a press conference at 11:20 a.m.
For more information visit https://fauxwesleyancrisis.com.