Wesleyan lifts lockdown and claims threat is over

Wesleyan released a statement that the lockdown has been lifted as of 12:24 p.m., according to the fauxwesleyancrisis.com.

The press release also claimed that Team Justice has eliminated the threat of the Killer Klowns.

Head of Team Justice Cameron Bennett said there were 15 confirmed deaths on campus.

Bennett also said there were no deaths on Team Justice, but Bennett lost his legs.

Chelsea Day, Wesleyan’s PR strategist, said that Bennett told Wesleyan the clown threat had been eliminated.

A second press conference will be held at 12:45 p.m. in Bragan Hall.

More information to follow.

Wesleyan’s press release announcing the lockdown has been lifted. Screenshot by Hannah Onder
The situation ended with 15 victims, six deceased clowns, and seven members of Team Justice. Graphic by Amanda Roach.

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